[{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.fuerte.cz\/hlavne-klidek\/#Article","mainEntityOfPage":"https:\/\/www.fuerte.cz\/hlavne-klidek\/","headline":"Hlavn\u011b kl\u00eddek","name":"Hlavn\u011b kl\u00eddek","description":"Mo\u017en\u00e1 i vy sami v\u00edte, \u010demu se u n\u00e1s \u0159\u00edk\u00e1v\u00e1 den blbec. Je to takov\u00fd...","datePublished":"2018-12-23","dateModified":"2023-05-09","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.fuerte.cz\/author\/#Person","name":"","url":"https:\/\/www.fuerte.cz\/author\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/96681f32407e92907e886055c80be666fea9980585e3d74d58609948dcc5acbb?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/96681f32407e92907e886055c80be666fea9980585e3d74d58609948dcc5acbb?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"fuerte.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.fuerte.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a333112_w2065_t1546247186.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.fuerte.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a333112_w2065_t1546247186.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.fuerte.cz\/hlavne-klidek\/","wordCount":540,"articleBody":"Mo\u017en\u00e1 i vy sami v\u00edte, \u010demu se u n\u00e1s \u0159\u00edk\u00e1v\u00e1 den blbec. Je to takov\u00fd den, kdy se jednomu nic, ale v\u016fbec nic neda\u0159\u00ed.
 Chcete p\u0159\u00edklad?
 \u010casn\u011b zr\u00e1na v\u00e1s neprobud\u00ed sv\u00fdm protivn\u00fdm \u0159in\u010den\u00edm bud\u00edk. Co\u017e v\u0161ak tentokr\u00e1t neznamen\u00e1, \u017ee m\u00e1te volno, ale jenom a pouze to, \u017ee se tento n\u011bkdy b\u011bhem noci zastavil. Mo\u017en\u00e1 bez p\u0159\u00ed\u010diny, mo\u017en\u00e1 v n\u011bm prasklo perko, ale to je jedno, to te\u010f ne\u0159e\u0161\u00edte. Proto\u017ee je docela oby\u010dejn\u00fd pracovn\u00ed den a vy kv\u016fli zasp\u00e1n\u00ed nem\u00e1te nejen chu\u0165, ale ani \u010das n\u011bco takov\u00e9ho zji\u0161\u0165ovat. Jste r\u00e1di, \u017ee si stihnete aspo\u0148 uva\u0159it a vyp\u00edt kafe.
 Jen\u017ee varn\u00e1 konvice nefunguje. Tedy nejsp\u00ed\u0161 by fungovala, jen\u017ee ve chv\u00edli, kdy jste ji vsunuli do z\u00e1suvky a stiskli tla\u010d\u00edtko, vylet\u011bly pojistky. Vym\u011bnit je? To byste sice zvl\u00e1dli, jen\u017ee zkuste te\u010f n\u011bkde po byt\u011b hledat, kam jste kdysi schovali ty n\u00e1hradn\u00ed!
 M\u011bli byste se p\u0159ed odchodem do pr\u00e1ce oholit. Jen\u017ee holic\u00ed strojek nefunguje ze stejn\u00e9ho d\u016fvodu jako varn\u00e1 konvice, tedy nem\u00e1 \u0161\u0165\u00e1vu. A do holen\u00ed b\u0159itvou se potm\u011b rozhodn\u011b dvakr\u00e1t nehrnete, nejste p\u0159ece sebevrah.
 Aspo\u0148 se tedy potm\u011b oble\u010dete a napijete se z petky Coca-Coly, je\u017e stoj\u00ed ve spi\u017e\u00edrn\u011b. Obl\u00e9knete si ko\u0161ili, je\u017e je b\u00edl\u00e1 (nebo by takov\u00e1 m\u011bla aspo\u0148 b\u00fdt, proto\u017ee potm\u011b to nerozezn\u00e1te), uv\u00e1\u017eete si kravatu, zavd\u00e1te si z t\u00e9 plastov\u00e9 l\u00e1hve. A abyste se \u0161li p\u0159evl\u00e9knout. Proto\u017ee jste ji z\u0159ejm\u011b moc stiskli nebo jste s n\u00ed moc kvedlali a ona jednodu\u0161e vyst\u0159\u00edkla a sladk\u00e1 cola ud\u011blala na ko\u0161ili to, co ud\u011blala. Pro\u010d jste si jenom nekoupili aspo\u0148 tu bez cukru, kter\u00e1 na rozd\u00edl od t\u00e9hle tolik nelep\u00ed!
 Opl\u00e1chnete se, p\u0159evle\u010dete a je nejvy\u0161\u0161\u00ed \u010das p\u00e1dit do pr\u00e1ce. Vyb\u011bhnete na ulici, kde v\u0161ak u\u017e vid\u00edte jen koncov\u00e1 sv\u011btla odj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bj\u00edc\u00edho autobusu, ve kter\u00e9m jste te\u010f m\u011bli sed\u011bt. Ale nesed\u00edte. A mo\u017en\u00e1 je to dob\u0159e. Proto\u017ee ve svitu pouli\u010dn\u00ed lampy pozorujete, jak jste si v jist\u00e9m ohledu podobni s Pierrem Richardem. Jste u\u010din\u011bn\u00fd velk\u00fd blond\u00fdn s \u010dernou botou.
 A tak kvap\u00edte dom\u016f, abyste se p\u0159ezuli, a p\u0159itom zoufale dum\u00e1te nad t\u00edm, jak sv\u016fj pozdn\u00ed p\u0159\u00edchod do pr\u00e1ce zd\u016fvodn\u00edte. \u0160\u00e9fovi, kter\u00fd nem\u00edv\u00e1 pochopen\u00ed.
 A v pr\u00e1ci a po n\u00ed se v\u00e1m da\u0159\u00ed podobn\u011b. Prost\u011b den blbec. Je to den blbec, ve kter\u00e9m se nic neda\u0159\u00ed a vy se z toho z\u0159ejm\u011b zbl\u00e1zn\u00edte. Pokud si tedy neuv\u011bdom\u00edte, \u017ee . \u017de i vy m\u016f\u017eete myslet pozitivn\u011b.
 A pokud pozitivn\u011b mysl\u00edte, zjist\u00edte, \u017ee to zase nen\u00ed a\u017e takov\u00e1 trag\u00e9die. Dnes se sice neda\u0159ilo, ale z\u00edtra ur\u010dit\u011b bude l\u00edp.
 A v\u011b\u0159te, \u017ee opravdu l\u00edp bude.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        4.5\/5 - (13 votes)        "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Hlavn\u011b kl\u00eddek","item":"https:\/\/www.fuerte.cz\/hlavne-klidek\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]